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[leekspins]

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[Yes, she has a hamburger phone in that picture. Why not?]

Comments

[leekspins]

Bird Prismals?

Let me see if I can find a good one...

Got it! It has bad language but it was still really funny.

[nipzips]

bird prismals who look like they wanna beat me up the moment i step outside ...

[ but okay, what's this pic she's sharing? he takes a look. ]

whoa!! that thing's creepy as fuck!!
but it's also kinda funny so now i don't even know what to feel

[leekspins]

[Welcome to Orihime's world of comedy, where things that are funny to her deeply confuse everyone else.]

It's like a really bad, old horror movie. Technically you're seeing scary things happen to people, but the special effects and acting are so bad that you can't take it seriously so you wind up laughing instead. It turns out you were actually watching a comedy the whole time!

[nipzips]

it really is like one of those films
i hear there's one comin out soon ... about a shark tornado
i don't usually do horror but it sounds so stupid it'd probably be funny
if you like that stuff i'd be up for watching it together if you are

[leekspins]

[Oooohhh. A movie like that must have been intentionally comedic, there's not a soul alive who could take that seriously. It may not be as funny as something that's innocently terrible, but she does feel a lot less guilty laughing at it since that was the writer's intention. She's up for this.]

I
WOULD
LOVE
THAT!

I'll bring a purse so we can sneak in snacks!

[nipzips]

[ why are they such quick friends... this was so easy! ]

ohhh, dude!! that's illegal! you live on the wild side, huh?

[leekspins]

It's more like living on the cheap side, ha ha! But I guess I kind of do.

Oh! Should this be a hang out, or a date? I want to see if we should hold hands or not.

[She might as well just ask instead of worrying about it later. Is it weird to date someone she's never seen? Honestly...she has no idea. Dating is still new and she's having fun trying to figure out how it all works.]

[nipzips]

[ Her thriftiness reminds him of his best friend, and though he has no idea what she looks like she's a lot of fun so far. He doesn't mind it being a date. ]

we just met, but you're pretty cool
i don't mind, uh ... going out

but you're really fine going on a date with someone you've never seen?

[leekspins]

I'm fine going on a date with someone who has a really funny sense of humor!

To be honest I haven't dated much, but it seems fun so far. And it's really no different than spending time as friends, except for holding hands. That's good for both of us, everyone needs Chroma.

So I guess I'm not sure what the downside would be!

[nipzips]

you're right on that, it doesn't have to be weird or anything
and with the chroma we could get something nice to eat
alright. i'm helping out at the cat cafe tomorrow morning but i've got time afterward if you're free

[leekspins]

[He works at a cat cafe?! CUTE! She's pretty sure they'll be friends after this, and if that's the case, she definitely wants to make it a point to swing by his workplace so she can pet some cats and drink tea at the same time.]

What a fun job! Yes, a matinee would be cool, or we can go to a later showing if we'd rather eat first. What kind of snacks do you like best?

[She's shouldering on a coat right now, so she can go to the store and pick up some snacks. And a purse to stuff them into.]

[nipzips]

[ Josuke would be more than happy to put cats in her lap if she ever does sqing by the cat cafe.]

damn, i read that as manatee for a second there and was wondering why we're suddenly going to the aquarium
... which also sounds kinda fun
we could grab a bite after the movie, maybe?

also, i like chips, but i'm not too picky

[ It feels selfish to make her buy all of it, so he starts going through his pantry to see if he has anything he could bring. ]

[leekspins]

[She's offering because she's operating on old fashioned date logic and is pretty sure he's going to pay for everything else, so this is her way of contributing. Womp womp!]

Is there an aquarium here? Neat, I want to see the alien sea life too! We can make that a second date! Ha ha, that probably makes me sound presumptuous. I think we'll have fun, though, so I'm not that worried.

I'm not picky either, this works great! Leave it to me, I'll get a good variety!

[nipzips]

[ Josuke also operates on old fashioned date logic and is expecting to pay for most of what they're going to do. Thankfully, he's recently come into possession of an obscene amount of money thanks to a friend... ]

no man, you don't sound presumptuous at all. i think we'll have lots of fun.
i mean, we're getting along right now and we can't be too different in person either

[ Josuke is pretty naive when it comes to computer use at least, so it's hard for him to understand why anyone would want to pretend to be something they're not online. ]

i'll trust your taste in snacks then.
also, if you wanna hang with cats for a bit first, you can come meet me at the cafe before my shift ends? i could let you into the play area for free. i'm pretty tight with the boss lady.

[leekspins]

Oh! Can I? I'll pay my way, you don't have to do anything special. The money goes to support the cats, right?

[Not only is he funny, he's also really nice. He even gets along well with his manager. She has to cup her hand over the screen to keep the rain/snow away, but the glow still manages to illuminate the little smile on her face.]

You'll recognize me easily. I have long hair, and two matching blue flower hairpins.

[nipzips]

[ What a kind girl. He still has no idea what she looks like beyond that description she just gave him, but Josuke's also never been the kind to care about someone's looks. ]

that's pretty nice of you. yeah, it does go to supporting the cats ... they were strays before
alright, i'll come find ya. i'm the tall japanese guy with the pomp hairstyle who's working there

[leekspins]

[About two hours later... Here comes another picture! This one seems to have been taken with her own phone.]


[Holy shit.]

[It's anyone's guess how she'll fit all of that into her purse, especially since it looks like one of the items is just a flat out box of saltines.]

Our mission, should we choose to accept, is to eat all of these snacks before the movie ends. Do so, and we win the date!

[nipzips]

[ that is way, way, way more than he had anticipated. if she's got a big appetite too, he does think they'll be able to finish it all, but there's still the problem of bringing it into the cinema. ]

hooooly shit that's a lot of snacks
you really went all out, huh?
but how're you gonna sneak all this in?

[leekspins]

[Did she go too far? ....naaaahhhhhh.]

With a purse! Most of the snacks are chips, or puffed, so it's not even all that heavy. I was able to carry it home just fine!

[nipzips]

all that fits into your purse though? looks like you'll need a backpack instead
uhh, i can probably carry it for you tomorrow

[ His mama told him to be a gentleman. ]

you got lots of experience sneaking food into cinemas huh? [ This thrifty lifestyle happens to remind him of his best friend so much. ]

[leekspins]

It's okay, I bought a really good big purse! I'll make sure it all fits. You don't have to worry about a thing!

Ha ha, no not at all, this is my first time. I have some friends that mentioned doing it, so I've secretly wanted to try for a long time. The opportunity has come!

I found my new favorite song.

[nipzips]

are you sure it's still a purse if it's big enough to carry all that ... but alright

y'know, my best pal used to bring his homemade lunches into the cinema 'cause he'd get hungry but was too cheap to even buy snacks

[ this song though. he'll listen to it! when he opens it, he actually ... expected to be hearing a song and not a couple of strange noises. ]

... they really hate this jimmy guy huh

[leekspins]

Maybe his home cooking was just that good, ha ha! Did you go to the movies a lot?

Do you think so? I would be really flattered if someone wrote an entire song about wanting to wrestle with me. The singer was probably Sanguis!

[nipzips]

his home cooking was pretty great yeah ... we went whenever we had the money to. not much to do in my small town but hit up the arcade or watch a movie, really.

i'd be wondering what i did to piss them off that much. do me a favour, orihime: if someone ever writes an entire song about wanting to beat you up, please don't go meet them. [ they're probably CRAZY ]

[leekspins]

[Aww...they only just started getting to know each other and he's already looking out for her. What a nice person!]

I guess I could do that. Do you like cooking too? What are your favorite hobbies?